android18:

i find it kinda

i find it kinda

the dreams in which i’m dying are the best i’ve ever had

(Source: yzma, via spamanos)

scraggay:

I C ANT BREAHTE MY GRANDMA HAS ALZHEIMERS AND JUST SAID TO MY PREGNANT SISTER “DAMN YOU GOT FAT” OMG

(Source: growlithed, via bootox)

xeverdeen:

xeverdeen:

xeverdeen:

bad blogs with good urls

good blogs with bad urls

blogs with good urls that haven’t been updated in months

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narfnin:

awesomephilia:

Whiteboards are remarkable.

I HAD TO REBLOG THIS A SECOND TIME BECAUSE I JUST REALIZED ITS A PUN AND NOW I FEEL STUPID

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sodamnrelatable:

we all complain about wanting love or a relationship, then when someone shows the slightest sign of wanting to be with us we kind of just

so fucking accurate i can’t even

(Source: cloudwig, via uriahszipline)

vampireswillbutthurtyou:

don’t you hate it when you’re trying to play basketball and your head’s in the game but your heart’s in the song

(via tylerobrosey)

stolenpandorica:

It’s funny how if you get an A on a test your grade goes up like 2 percent but if you get a F your grade goes down like the titanic

(via uriahslapdance)

jewbeard:

i tried to grab fog
but i mist

(via uriahslapdance)

madturbating:

studies show i want to kill you

(via uriahslapdance)

jenthesoprano:

I don’t know how all these teenagers sneak out at night I’m too lazy to even get out of bed

(Source: pinkandblueskiessss, via jensenmyackles)

loliconprince:

when someone u really like says something u strongly disagree with

(via uriahslapdance)

catswithbenefits:

cat-fox:

catswithbenefits:

what if there was no sliced bread

then we’d be in a loaf of trouble

did you just

(via teambutter-cup)